Literally me to my Irish mum when a guest declines the offer of food
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someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
me:
i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy
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“Why would you watch women’s sports, the players are terrible–”
(X)No man has ever scored a midfield goal in the World Cup Finals
iamnoman.jpg
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why is there so much spongebob on my dash are y’all 7
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so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier
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Peter Pan actually kills children when they get too old, Captain Hook was only trying to stop the mass murder
what the fuck, the more u know
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